So… I want one of this

USB Squirming Tentacle

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If only for the description of the product:

Wiggly evil

  • Show your devotion to Cthulhu
  • Plugs into your USB port
  • Wiggles and squirms, is evil

Product Specifications

  • Tentacle wiggles and squirms when plugged into a computer
  • Uses power from your USB port
  • Fills your computer with unspeakable evils (just kidding!)
  • Note: The USB Squirming Tentacle does not store any data, however, it may summon the Elder Gods from the depths. Use at your own risk.

(I’m pretty sure that by ‘Elder Gods’ they actually mean the Great Old Ones but, hey it’s a common mistake)

(Source: thinkgeek.com)

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